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  • Got Penguins? Put a Pool in Your House!

    I always thought that only rich people with huge homes had pools in their homes. I was incorrect. Imaginative people who want a habitat for their pengiuns also have them. And they go about getting them in interesting ways.

    The Infamous Ghetto Indoor Pool not only is a great story, but has detialed photos of how to install a swimming pool inside your home. No contractor required.

  • Dr. Seuss Research Yields Green Ham

    What do you get when Taiwanese researchers cross pig embryos and jellyfish DNA? Green-glowing pigs! BBC News reports.

    I know you’re thinking that if pgis can be made green, eggs can’t be far behind. Easter tradition and the folks at PAAS (Happy 125th birthday!) had that one covered years ago.

    I’m not sure what all this means, but it might be a good day to buy a hat for our cat.

    OK, maybe not. I need to go use the Euphamism anyway…

  • The Train! The Train!

    A train that travels at 502KPH. That’s over 311MPH! I imagine getting caught at a railroad crossing would ruin not only your day, but everyone on the train’s as well. I knew that maglev technology was progressing, but not this far.

    See the maglev train video on Google Video.

    I don’t think Las Vegas needs one of these for travel around town, but I imagine a fast train to Los Angeles would have a lot of customers. Heck, it would be roughly a one-hour trip. We could come home from work, hop on the train, grab dinner in L.A., and return home in time for the evening news. Amazing.

  • This is NOT the Party to Whom You’re Speaking!

    OK, Las Vegas … what gives? Since we moved here, we have received more wrong number calls in three months than we did in a decade anywhere else.

    Apparently we got the phone number that people named Vince and Gayle [Last Name] used to have. How do we know this? They get more phone calls than we do, and the callers ask for them by name. I guess they left town, and apparently when they left town, they did it in the middle of the night. The people calling for Vince and Gayle do not sound like happy folks wanting to talk to contest winners, nor do they sound like concerned relatives. They sound like professional collection agents, taking stern tones with anyone who answers. (more…)

  • Learn How to be a Ninja

    With a t-shirt and a little attitude, you, too can be a Ninja. Enjoy that Ninja lifestyle and, of course, kick a little ass if you are so disposed. You’re a Ninja after all. Who’s going to argue?

    Here’s how to do it: (more…)

  • Wallets: I Duct the Issue

    I wanted to wait until after the holidays were over to avoid anyone who saw this and had gift ideas.

    Never give a man a wallet as a gift. Just don’t do it. Men are picky about their wallets. Most men will use a wallet until it becomes a worn leather flap that surrounds their ID, credit cards, and cash. At that point a man then has to search for the correct wallet. This search might take weeks or even months, depending on how picky a guy is.

    I’m pretty picky about my wallets. Mrs. Vargas learned a long time ago not to even mention the subject; that my own wallet replacement schedule and her perception of what it should be would never coincide. In marriage, we all learn. (more…)

  • A Fun Way to Get IP Addresses

    If you’re looking for an interesting way to find out your IP address, IP Vegas has it. Visit that site and your IP address will show up on a Las Vegas style slot machine. It looks like a free ad-supported site.

    IP Vegas .com screenshot. Check your IP address on a Las Vegas-style slot machine along with other network tools and information

    Scroll down the page for a few network utilities as well. You can do pings, traceroutes, whois, lookups and more. There’s even a little bit of travel and activity information for my favorite city.

    Oh, and if you don’t know what an IP address is or why you’d want to know it, they will tell you.

  • Something Else I Don’t Need

    As I cruise the Information Highway I see lots of stuff. Some of it is pretty useful and other things leave me scratching my head and wondering, “Why?”

    I’ll let you guess where I stand on the following product.

    It’s called the VroomBox and claims to make your plain old boring car, their example is a Toyota Sienna minivan, sound like something a bit more powerful and exotic, say a Lamborghini V12 or Shelby Cobra. How does this miracle of technology work? Pretty simple, it hooks into your engine’s tachometer connector and then send a sound signal out to an amplifier and speakers you need to provide. (more…)