Comments on: Analyze this: a test you can’t study for

By: Dad

Dad — Sat, 26 Nov 2005 09:10:30 +0000

NOW CHILDREN, STOP THE “JERKING AROUND” AND GET ME A GRANDCHILD OR 2 OR 3 OR 4 SO STEP MRS. CAN BE A GRANDMOTHER VARGAS !!!

By: LarsVargas

LarsVargas — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 06:14:05 +0000

Oh yeah, like anyone forced you to read this story. There are at least 20 others on the site right now … and you complain about this one.

Just be happy I wasn’t thinking about you during parts of that story! How ’bout DEM apples?

By: Special K

Special K — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 23:08:17 +0000

Ok, this is just way too much TMI for your SISTER! Dad told me about your site – thanks- Dad! Now I cannot get the visuals out of my mind – I am now blind! Thank god I have a seeing eye cat, Max.

By: Kevin W

Kevin W — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 23:57:11 +0000

Dude, after I picked myself up off the floor for the 87th time, I realized it took a lot of cojones(pun intended) to not only take the test, but to write about it. Hope you score high!!!

By: lmednick

lmednick — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 15:07:22 +0000

Uhhh… Uhhh… Cool, like he said.
Mr. Vargas. Sometimes, stories, though very entertaining, may have just a bit TMI.

Well, if nothing else, you got this off your chest, or off your… chest. Like I said.
You’re right. When you get to a certain age, the glories of jumping into bed for a quick solo afternoon delight disappear in favor of turning on the tv and relaxing. Granted, some things do take place naturally and my up bringing, thank G*d, has not instilled a guilt about masterbation. Though, society has.

There can be so many conversations that can spring from this story. I can comment on your last sight as you entered the bathroom. On almost all TV shows, they supply a magazine. Even in King of The Hill, Hank requested a magazine! But you got bubkas.

Several years ago, I had to go under the knife. My appendix was bursting. To make a funny long story short. When I was in the recovery room, the first morning after my surgery. I saw my first nurse. Like any single guy in his late 20s that’s never been in the hospital since birth, you imagine a hospital to be like you see on TV. Nice, good looking girls tending to your every need…
I opened my eyes to see some guy in a nurse uniform.
Apparently I died and was in hell!
This hospital, though it had fantastic service, had some of the most G*d awfull looking nurses! No masterbation for this guy. No imagination could make what I saw make me want to play with the ol’ salami!

Oh right, what was I talking about. Yes, and after you tighten the oil filter about 1 to 1.5 times revolutions after the gasket makes contact, you are done. Refill the crankcase with the appropriate stated amount of oil and start the engine.

That’s how simple changing your own oil can be.